Me: Flynn Ryder is hot
Him: His name's ugene...
Me: It's also Flynn Ryder
Him: No.
Me: Yes. I'll hit you.
Him: No. I'll sit on you.
Me: Yes. I'll bite you.
Him: Go step on a lego.
Me: I hope you fall on a lego building.
Him: I hope you fall into a lego pool.
Me: I hope you fall off a balcony into a swift lego river.
Him: Go stub your toe on a couch.
Me: Go walk into a door and hit your funny bone.
Him: ..........Go look in a mirror.
